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Lynch “Reasonably Certain” He Will Have Another Good Run Sometime in 2011

By Alfark Beerdka

Marshawn Lynch's 67 yard touchdown run in the Wildcard upset over the Saints last season made its way to NFL's top 20 games of 2010. Lynch commented today that it is not entirely out of the question that he has another good run sometime during the 2011 season. »

Lions 4-0 After Big Moral Victory at Lambeau

By Maximillian Penderscnuck

The Detroit Lions continued their domination of the NFC North adding a fourth to their streak of moral victories. This time, the victim was the Green Bay Packers. »

Cheese Expose’: Brett Favre Admits to Padding His Stats

By Schnozzi Caluyusius

Minneapolis: Sordid details are coming out after the Vikings’ 10-14 loss to Miami in their home-opener. Brett Favre’s three interception, one fumble performance had a lot to do with the loss but the big news came out today when Brett Favre admitted that he threw two of those interceptions on purpose just to pad his all... »

Bears Trade Jay Cutler and First Round Draft Pick to Get Kyle Orton Back

By Maximillian Penderscnuck

Chicago. Just two days after their loss to the Raiders, the Chicago Bears have made a change. In the most talked about move yet this offseason, they traded Jay Cutler and their first round draft pick in 2011 to the Denver Broncos to get Kyle Orton back. “We’re excited to have Kyle Orton back... »

Jake Delhomme Retires after Successful Outing Against the Packers

By Maximillian Penderscnuck

A day after torching the Packers for 66 yards, Jake Delhomme has announced his retirement from the NFL. “I’ve pretty much done everything there is to do – I’ve even been to a Super Bowl – and smoking Green Bay in a preseason game was just the icing on the cake. You want to... »

Jolly to Host Packers Family Night

By Maximillian Penderscnuck

-Green Bay- Following news of Johnny Jolly’s involvement in the Houston night life and sponsorship of a party at the “Blue Door”, the Packers organization has asked that he take his skills on the road. Sources confirmed today that Jolly will be organizing and MC’ing the entertainment at this year’s Family Night. The intra-squad... »

NFL General Managers Leery About Taking Draft Grades Home to Mom and Dad

By Schnozzi

The NFL Draft is a stressful time for GM’s. Possibly more stressful is having each and every draft choice scrutinized and then graded. But for some NFL General Managers, having to take the subsequent draft grades home to be signed by their parents is the most stressful time of all. »

Larry Garry is Here!

By LarryGarry

You didn’t ask for it but you got it. Larry Garry has landed on the Cheese. Hide the women and children, here is Larry Garry’s Hail Mary…Packer news thrown up! (Click to watch.) »

Crowd Witnesses Apocalyptic Vision of Brad Childress’s Career if Brett Favre Does not Return

By Maximillian Penderscnuck

Thousands in the Midwest, including portions of Southwest Wisconsin witnessed what appeared to be a vision of Brad Childress’s future last Wednesday. The vision was seen by dozens of different people from different walks of life and yet the details of the stories remain consistent, leading investigators to believe this was a real event,... »