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John Rehor and the Cutler Confusion
Recently, mainstream media source GreenBay Packer Nation ran a story about some confusion over the identity of Jay Cutler. It’s been verified by several sources that the cashier did indeed mistake John for Jay Cutler. She’s quoted as saying, “You look like him.” »
Cheese Expose’: Brett Favre Admits to Padding His Stats
Minneapolis: Sordid details are coming out after the Vikings’ 10-14 loss to Miami in their home-opener. Brett Favre’s three interception, one fumble performance had a lot to do with the loss but the big news came out today when Brett Favre admitted that he threw two of those interceptions on purpose just to pad his all... »
Bears Trade Jay Cutler and First Round Draft Pick to Get Kyle Orton Back
Chicago. Just two days after their loss to the Raiders, the Chicago Bears have made a change. In the most talked about move yet this offseason, they traded Jay Cutler and their first round draft pick in 2011 to the Denver Broncos to get Kyle Orton back. “We’re excited to have Kyle Orton back... »
With Success of NCAA “Sportsmanship Initiative” NFL Considers Instituting Similar ‘Shake Hands Before – Sucker Punch After’ Policy
Following the recent success of the NCAA's "sportsmanship initiative" emphasizing respectful competition and the elimination of smack talk and post play and post game fighting, the NFL is considering instituting a similar program. »
Ted Thompson: “The final draft board is almost ready…and so are the final draft darts.”
Ted Thompson today announced that his final draft board is almost completed with the draft darts to be arriving soon after. “We are pleased to have the board almost done as it is a compilation of a lot of work not just by me but by the whole staff here,” said Thompson. The draft... »
Scientist Develops Device Sensitive Enough to Record Ted Thompson’s Activity in Free Agency
Dennis Cusslethwait, a scientist formerly with NOAA, has developed a technology that is so sensitive that it can pick up Ted Thompson's free agency activity. The project took three years to develop and is called the Thompsonometer. »
In Response to the Nose Tackle Happy Meal, Burger King announces new “BK Raji”
Feeling pressure from McDonalds phenomenally popular “Be a Nose Tackle” Happy Meal, Burger King has responded with it’s own Packer backed product. The burger will be available immediately at all Burger King restaurants in Wisconsin and is called the “BK Raji” after the Packers first round pick. Terrance Krevitzknee, section manager of Burger King... »
Ryan Pickett and McDonalds Team up to Create the “Be a Nose Tackle” Happy Meal
McDonalds and Packers nose tackle Ryan Pickett are teaming up to make children’s dreams of NFL stardom come true. Starting in August, select restaurants across Wisconsin will offer the new “Be a nose tackle” Happy Meal. The meal will contain the following items: 13 cheeseburgers 40 chicken McNuggets 10 orders of fries 9 apple... »