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NFL Discovers Draft Error: Goodell Grants Do-Over

Saturday, May 12, 2012
By Alfark Beerdka
NFL Discovers Draft Error: Goodell Grants Do-Over

In a surprising and unprecidented turn of events, the NFL will re-do the 2012 NFL draft. Roger Goodell was approached by Colts personnel early this week with the claim that they intended to select Robert Griffin III with the first selection in the 2012 draft. “We were distracted. We wanted RG3. It’s the Redskins’... »

Packers Sign Adrian Martinez to Complement Matthews’ Pass Rush

Sunday, April 1, 2012
By Maximillian Penderscnuck
Packers Sign Adrian Martinez to Complement Matthews’ Pass Rush

Green Bay - The Packers today signed a top tier pass rusher to compliment Clay Matthews. Adrian Martinez, famous for his role in the State Farm “Discount Double Check” commercials, will help the Pack get after the QB this year. CP Newswire/April Fools »

WB Roadrunner Posts 0.82 second 40 at Combine

Monday, February 27, 2012
By Alfark Beerdka
WB Roadrunner Posts 0.82 second 40 at Combine

The Warner Bros Roadrunner stunned onlookers as he posted a 0.82 second 40 yard dash time at the 2012 combine. When asked about the amazing accomplishment, the Roadrunner had this to say. “I was actually rather disappointed in my performance. I’ve been working hard... »


Chiefs Appoint Cheerleader as Interim Head Coach

Tuesday, December 13, 2011
By Alfark Beerdka
Chiefs Appoint Cheerleader as Interim Head Coach

In the wake of Todd Haley’s exit, the Kansas City Chiefs have hired cheerleader Jillian as interim head coach. Jillian, in her second year as cheerleader, is rapidly moving... »

Officials Determine Suh Stomping Incident Not an Isolated Case

Saturday, November 26, 2011
By Alfark Beerdka
Officials Determine Suh Stomping Incident Not an Isolated Case

Further investigation in the case of Ndamukong Suh’s stomping of Green Bay Packer offensive lineman Evan Dietrich-Smith has unearthed some shocking revelations about Suh’s childish antics during the Thanksgiving... »

McCarthy Mic’d During Cobb 108 Yard Return

Saturday, September 17, 2011
By Maximillian Penderscnuck

Green Bay In the season Green Bay Packers season opener, rookie Randall Cobb looked like anything but a rookie in his 108 yard kickoff return for a touchdown…or did... »