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Chiefs Appoint Cheerleader as Interim Head Coach

Tuesday, December 13, 2011
By Alfark Beerdka
Chiefs Appoint Cheerleader as Interim Head Coach

In the wake of Todd Haley’s exit, the Kansas City Chiefs have hired cheerleader Jillian as interim head coach. Jillian, in her second year as cheerleader, is rapidly moving up the Chiefs corporate ladder. When asked about the move, Chairman and CEO Clark Hunt had this to say. “Once we started thinking outside the... »

Officials Determine Suh Stomping Incident Not an Isolated Case

Saturday, November 26, 2011
By Alfark Beerdka
Officials Determine Suh Stomping Incident Not an Isolated Case

Further investigation in the case of Ndamukong Suh’s stomping of Green Bay Packer offensive lineman Evan Dietrich-Smith has unearthed some shocking revelations about Suh’s childish antics during the Thanksgiving Day game. An undisclosed Cheese Newswire source has shared the following photos which capture Suh... »

McCarthy Mic’d During Cobb 108 Yard Return

Saturday, September 17, 2011
By Maximillian Penderscnuck

Green Bay In the season Green Bay Packers season opener, rookie Randall Cobb looked like anything but a rookie in his 108 yard kickoff return for a touchdown…or did he? The Cheese discovered exclusive footage of Mike McCarthy mic’d up during the Cobb’s return... »


The NFL Needs an Enema

Friday, June 10, 2011
By Maximillian Penderscnuck
The NFL Needs an Enema

Last year the Packers treated their cheese eating fans to a great season, sensational post-season, and spectacular Super Bowl win. Unfortunately, every NFL season is followed by an NFL... »

Lynch “Reasonably Certain” He Will Have Another Good Run Sometime in 2011

Tuesday, June 7, 2011
By Alfark Beerdka
Lynch “Reasonably Certain” He Will Have Another Good Run Sometime in 2011

Marshawn Lynch's 67 yard touchdown run in the Wildcard upset over the Saints last season made its way to NFL's top 20 games of 2010. Lynch commented today that... »

Anatomy of a Cutler

Saturday, January 29, 2011
By Alfark Beerdka
Anatomy of a Cutler

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